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Officially embarrassed of my father because it took him 3/4 of the way through “Into Darkness” to ask me where he knew Cumberbatch from. This is the burden I must carry with a father who watches and loves “The Big Bang Theory” and “Two and a Half Men”…and who doesn’t appreciate BBC things

1 day ago // 4 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

4 days ago // 57 notes

PARTY OVER HERE

I HAVE $22.64 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. Just enough money for a fifth of alcohol to drown all of my sorrows of being an unpaid intern.

4 days ago // 1 note

I wanna flirt with cute men. IT’S ALL
I WANT

4 days ago // 1 note

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