"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via louiswstyles)

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for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once.
"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

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5 days ago // 173,649 notes


The Ansaris and the Carters at Yeezus last weekend. When my mom asked for this photo, @Beyonce said “It would be an honor.” Amazing. Happy Bey Day. Also shout out to my parents who I love very much.

I haven’t always been fat. But I’ve been fat for probably the last eight years or something, which is really fun and really great. I love eating food and drinking beer and having fun with my life. But I was also was kind of depressed a little bit when I was fat. And I think there’s probably people out there who can agree and understand what that feels like. And I tell ‘em: Hey! If you just like bust your ass and get after it, all it takes is like six months, really. Six months flies by, whether you are working out every day, whether you’re not. So if you feel compelled to do something about it, take some action and get in shape… Do it! You could, you really could.

i cant get enough of this

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this is how i feel about teenagers